Quick Story

I have been in Turkey for 7 years. I came here to work so we could earn money. I am with my 9 year old son and my beautiful wife. We wanted to leave 2 years ago but lost our passports and can't get new ones for another 4 years. We looked everywhere trying to find our passports, but no luck. After a couple of years we had settled in here quite nicely but we thought someone might be following us. The person was 7 ft tall, green and had a dark brown monobrow. 

SHREK!!!

One day I was going to work and Shrek started to chase me. I didn't know what to do so I ran. But that big fat ugly ogre was to fast. Then I tripped up and Shrek came over and helped me up. 

"I only wanted to say HI!!!"

The End